Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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