a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
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