You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
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