i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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