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I got chris browned last night
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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