She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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