check it out our google latitudes are spooning
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
i out mim tonsoeep
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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