His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
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