Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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