If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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