no. you can't hotbox the world.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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