You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
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