Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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