At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
Randomize
