Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
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