what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
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