i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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