Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
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