Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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