ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
Randomize
