rhymes with "ouble enetration"
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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