Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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