how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
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