honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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