You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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