I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
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