11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
only if we run a train.
done.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
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