for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
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