Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
either way he was missing a nipple.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
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