I feel great
I just peed on a car
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
i wish my penis had a tongue
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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