Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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