As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
She even gives head with a lisp.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
The struggles of a small town man whore
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
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