yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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