He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
Randomize
