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My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?

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(804): View more from Virginia

why weren't you at the audition last night?

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booty call before role call

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(248): View more from Michigan

Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest

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If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does

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(310): View more from California

Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...

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(623): View more from Arizona

By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.

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(909): View more from California

Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?

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(816): View more from Missouri

Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?

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(716): View more from New York

Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??

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(818): View more from California

Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.

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