ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
When did angry sex become our thing?
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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