marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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