I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
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