She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
