I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
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