so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
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