At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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