But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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