dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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