I want to stick my p in your. b.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
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