I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
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