he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
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