Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
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