I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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