I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
Randomize
