Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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